Hares: Muddy Nipples & Total F-up

Hashers: GM, Foxy Lady, Sex on Tap, SnowJob, Turkish Delight, Mustapha Kunt, WOB, LOB, Numbskull, Captain Canada, Old Cheddar, Yogi, Abbot, SkinFlit, Fly by Night, Whino, Witchy, Oralsupplement, PooBear, BlowJob, Muddy Nipples, Fuk-Up, Eat Me

Captain Canada whined about having a Bastard Boss (the GM) that doesn’t give him time to have a life. So Captain Canada had to withdrawal being the Hash Newsletter Writer. Damm Brits, bunch of Penny Pincers! So….I got elected. How? Who the hell knows! But will give it a shot….Whino

The Trail: Got to admit, it was a very nice trail today. For the pass month, runners have become walkers. Runners kept turning into circles. So why not follow the walkers right? Duhhhhhhhh….bunch of losers!!! But not today. Up the mountain all the way. Boy, even the walkers got their monies worth. Also, hashers had to bring or wear something that represent flowers for spring.

DOWN-DOWNS

To the Hares, for a great trail: Muddy Nipples & Fuk-Up.

To the returnees, for not showing up cause one (Snowjob) had a family supper, then our little couple (Abbot & SkinFlint) for coming back from an Australian vacation. Excuses, excuses.

150 runs, Foxy Lady, GM.

New running shoes, Foxy Lady & Poo Bear.

Lost a mug, Captain Canada.

Nite out on town, Captain Canada & Oral Supplement and today they got lost on the trail and arrived late together….Fishy, Fishy…They got a butt to butt, hand in hand between legs Down-Down. Not even a drop of beer fell!! They must of practice the night before. HA!

Dick Head, Again, Oral Supplement. She had the honor of da Dickey Hat. She brought a straw spring hat & walks through the whole trail holding her hat & then put it in her car. The dickhead of the week before Fly by Night, let her have the honor to have the Dickey Hat.

The Shit, Mustapha forgot his shitseat. No excuses even if you have to take the bus to your runs. (Get it? Runs? hahahaha)

And of course the Front Running Bastards, Mustapha Kunt & LOB

Upcoming Events

Sugar Shack, done by LOB & Whino. Neither ever did a hash before. And it’s in the woods! Word of advice, you better all bring your pagers and cell phones!

And don’t forget the Rafting late May. Come and join us for a fantastic weekend. Make sure your life insurances are fully loaded!!!!

Whino