The Hashers:
GM, Foxy Lady, Turkish Delight, Mustapha Kunt, LOB, Captain Canada, Abbot, SkinFlit, Fly by Night, Whino, Golddigger, Eat Me, GOGOBoy, Muddy Nipples, BlowJob, Elise, Witchy, Flipper, Old Chedder & of course, I am missing some..forgot.. imagine that..i don’t even drink beer!

The Trail:
Well now, what to say about this trail. Now let me think a bit here. Just a little tiny bit. Hmmmmmmmm….. OK got it. It was an absolutely fantastic, fast, wet, hot sunny day! Absolutely Picture Perfect Day. Yeah Sure, just like hubby being perfectly french! HA! But honestly, it turned out great. Aside from the snowstorm of 52cm in the country, it wasn’t bad at all. Cold, windy and chilled to the bone but a good one-hour trail. A day like that and 22 Hashers showing up, well we must be a bunch of idiots. (they must love their BEER).

Us little hares WOB & Whino had to think fast. Couldn’t do a trail because of the snowstorm. We had to do a "Live Hare Trail" We used Chile Powder. Left 15 minutes before the Hashers. The Hashers barely saw the Chile Powder. Running in 2 feet of fresh snow. Man was it hard especially being our first trail. We never did a trail before so why not try da "Girl Power ECO Challenge Trail". OH, do have to admit, we did get a bit of participation from one of our hasher to help us out. I kind of forgot his name. It’s here somewhere. I think it’s (LOB)

DOWN-DOWNS
To the Hares,. WOB & Whino (+LOB) for choosing the most perfect day for a Hash!
To the returnees, Steve
New Comer, Elise Lalonde
Naming, Steve got a New Hasher Name the Go-Go Boy (don’t ask)
The Twit, BJ for screwing up the Web Page. The guy really has no life. Poor chap.
Tight Ass, Mustapha Kunt for a tight finger ass (I told you, don’t ask)
Frozen Nipples: Muddy Nipples wanted to hurry up the run cause she was tooooo cold.
GoodBoy, Captain Canada for being too good on the run. We all wonder what he did the night before or who he did!
Birthdays, All on the 11^th of april, GM, WOB, Go-Go Boy and Alex.
Dick Head, Where’s the Dickyhat?
The Shit, I was right, they forgot about it. Poor Mustapha. Must be constipated by now. No john for 2 weeks now….ohhh la la ouch
Front Running Bastards, Mustapha Kunt & LOB…

Upcoming Events

RUN #174 FULL MOON HASH
Date: Tuesday, April 18, 2000
Hares: Abbot, Skinflint Location: TBA

RUN #175 EASTER HASH
Date: Sunday, April 23, 2000
Hares: Bad Hare Location: TBA

RUN #176
Date: Sunday, April 30, 2000
Hares: Fly-by-Night, LOB Location: Montreal East
NOTE: 5^th anniversary of the MONTREAL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

RUN #177
Date: Sunday, May 7, 2000
Hares: Turkish Delight Location: Plateau Mont-Royal

Whino