The Hashers:
GM, Foxy Lady, Turkish Delight, Mustapha Kunt, LOB, WOB, Captain Canada, Abbot, SkinFlit, Fly by Night, Whino, Neutronbomb, Eat Me, GOGOBoy, OralSupplement, BlowJob, Poohbear, Witchy & Hubby, Flipper, LickMyLizard, Julie, Steve

The Trail:
The trail was ok. Not much to say about it but nice houses in the area.

Gossip:
Well now, our little Yogi had a little ordeal with A Lady of the Night. He sees a woman on a highway stranded. So being a gentleman, he decides to help her out. Gives her a lift downtown so she can get help. BUT… guess what… yes.. she’s a lady of the night… HA!… Lady Bobbit… ouch… Ms Bobbit tells our little Yogi, quote: "This will be 25$" hahahahahaha she charges him 25$ for just getting into his car even though she didn’t do any so call JOB on our little Yogi…Ok, all together now…awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww….and he thought he was worth more…duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… He left her at a metro station and went home feeling cheap….

DOWN-DOWNS
To the Hares, Witchy and Flipper
To the returnees, ? forget..im sick and when im sick the body doesn't follow the brains...and don't go there!!!!!
New Comer, Julie, Steve>
The Twit, BJ for screwing up the Web Page. Again?….. sheesh
Disrespect, Turkish Delight for delaying the GM, and one down down for Witchy for not knowing why Turkish Delight got a down down.
Non participating, Captain Canada (he does it on purpose cause he knows he will have to down down beer)
Day-tripper, Mustapha Kunt
Hash Passion, Abbot & Skinflint and Captain Canada & OralSupplement
Latecomers, Abbot, Skinflint
Calling on wrong trail, Sex on Tap
Calling ON ON, Abbot sees our long time Runner GM and calls ON ON a short cut
Hash Wimp, LOB, why, we still don’t know
House Shopping, Skinflint went house shopping during the run
R-U ?, GoGoBoy didn’t know what R-U meant. Also, the GM throughs in Fly By Night, BlowJob, LickMyLizard, Neutronbomb and F**k Up. (they looked thirsty)
Dick Head, Yogi rewards it to himself because of Lady of the Night
The Shit, BlowJob…why I don’t know..I am sure he deserves it.

Upcoming Events

RUN #175 EASTER HASH
Date: Sunday, April 23, 2000
Hares: Bad Hare Location: TBA

RUN #176
Date: Sunday, April 30, 2000
Hares: Fly-by-Night, LOB Location: Montreal East
NOTE: 5^th anniversary of the MONTREAL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

RUN #177
Date: Sunday, May 7, 2000
Hares: Turkish Delight Location: Plateau Mont-Royal

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