The Hashers:
Dead Animal, Foxy Lady, Turkish Delight, Mustapha Kunt, LOB, WOB, Captain Canada, Fly-by-Night, Whino, Eat Me, LickMyLizard, Muddy Nipples, F*k Up, Little Yogi, Skewbic Hair, Mucky Dip, Mela

The Trail:
The trail nice and long. Perfect trail to play with the runner’s mind. Loads of checkpoints, arrows left and right with lilies growing out of these checkpoints (don’t ask). And the walkers finished before the runners. Go figure that one out.

DOWN-DOWNS
To the Hares, Mustapha Kunt & Muddy Nipples
To the returnees, Skewbic Hair & Mucky Dip from Oakville>
New Comer, Mela
Disrespect, Little Yogi for keeping his cap on
Failing the trail, Fly-By-Night for a wee wee behind a trailer
Easter Bunnies, LickMyLizard, LOB, Captain Canada for wearing bunny tails and ears
Little Yogi, Little Yogi for being SOOOOOOOOOO LITTLE
Lack of Writing, Me? Little Me! for not writing enough on trail in last newsletters
Sitting on his butt, F*k Up for not getting up and sing with us
Easter Eggs, Turkish Delight for making all of us purrrrty eggs for Easter
Lost in space, Muddy Nipples for not understanding her own map she did for her trail
Theft of the Chocolate Easter Eggs, LickMyLizard for being Ms Piggy
Dick Head, Goes to LOB I am not sure why. I think it is for the boring joke he said AGAIN!
The Shit, BlowJob must have had the runs…he wasn’t there to bring back his thrown
Numbskull, IT’S BACK!!!!! The real Numbskull has come back from traveling the world. He’s come back to rest

Front Running Bastards, Mustapha Kunt & LOB? NOT THIS TIME…. It was Captain Canada…yessssssssssssssssssssss….about time….poor Captain..had to put all his energy and strength to finish first. He was almost on his hands and knees!

Upcoming Events

RUN #176
Date: Sunday, April 30, 2000
Hares: Fly-by-Night, LOB Location: Montreal East
NOTE: 5^th Anniversary of the MONTREAL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS!

RUN #177
Date: Sunday, May 7, 2000
Hares: Turkish Delight Location: Plateau Mont-Royal

RUN #178
Date: Sunday, May 14, 2000
Hare(s): Bl*w Job, Pooh Bare Location: TBA

RUN #169 169-WITH-A-SWINE PIG ROAST
Date: Saturday, May 20, 2000
Hare(s): Woody Location: St-Lazare

RUN #179 169 HANGOVER RUN
Date: Sunday, May 21, 2000
Hare(s): Foxy Lady Location: TBA

Whino