The Hashers:
Dead Animal, Foxy Lady, Turkish Delight, Mustapha Kunt, LOB, WOB, Captain Canada, Fly-by-Night, Whino, Eat Me, LickMyLizard, F*k Up, Petite Yogi, OAP, Brillo, SexOnTap, Pooh Bear, BlowJob, Oral Supplement, Flipper, GoGoBoy, Witchy, Little Winnie, Old Cheddar, GM

The Trail:
Perfect trail to play with the runner's mind again. Yes yes...hashers bitched about it, but heh, when a trail is set properly and you have runners and even the walkers wandering left and right, it's because the trail is hard and you have to look properly for your marks. That is what makes it fun!!! Seek and you shall find.

Gossip:
Well now...what can we say about our OLD GM...or Dead Animal..The guy got lost to go to point B!!! Lost for over one hour!!! The trail started at point A (Whino & FlybyNight's house) and finished at point B (LOB & WOB's house). I (Whino) did say to Dead Animal the street of point B...DES MARTEAU!!! But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Dead aint the word.... He thought it was Des Ormeaux...must of thought he was in the West Island and heard DDO...HA!... yes ok it was a french street, but to make sure he understood, I even said "like a hammer" hammer is a marteau...duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..anyhow, took the brit over one hour to find LOB's house...he must of asked directions for over one hour...must be fully bilingual by now!!! Funny though, how everyone understood but HIM!!! Poor Foxy Lady, Got pissed with all the down down's because he wasn't there. She couldn't even shut up anymore. She kept yacking and yacking... that's what happens when your the wife of a brit, you get blamed for everything!!! Question of the week: Did he reeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy search for Des Marteau? OR did he just go back to DDO to plant his peas? No one will ever know.

DOWN-DOWNS
To the Hares, FlyByNight & LOB
To the returnees, OAP, Brillo, Old Cheddar, Little Winnie, Oral Supplement, SexOnTap, etc, etc, etc, put it this way, there weren't much of a circle left. They were all in the middle!
Destroying GM's car: Mustapha Kunt for opening the car door and ripping the bottom corner
Hash Fashion: Brillo for wearing a colourfull Hash T-Shirt, Foxy Lady for designing it, WOB for a ZIT at the end of her nose!
Disrupting the Circle and the GM: GoGoBoy
Hash Wimp: GM can't spell his own name on his T-Shirt and having LickMyLizard's lipstick on him
Lost in space, LickMyLizard again. Gets late to the run, looks for the trail counts 19 paces but does them backwards! (don't ask)
Dick Head, LOB was voted for the Dick Head
The Shit, Foxy Lady for having a lost hubby and founder of the Montreal HHH and not being there! When he showed up later, she rewarded him with the The Shit.
Numbskull, Sorry, I don't know...I remember GM holding it, but that's about it.
Front Running Bastards, NONE! Everybody took their car to go to point B

Upcoming Events
RUN #177 Date: Sunday, May 7, 2000
Hares: Turkish Delight Location: Plateau Mont-Royal
RUN #178 Date: Sunday, May 14, 2000
Hare(s): Bl*w Job, Pooh Bare Location: TBA
RUN #169 169-WITH-A-SWINE PIG ROAST Date: Saturday, May 20, 2000
Hare(s): Woody Location: St-Lazare
RUN #179 169 HANGOVER Date: Sunday, May 21, 2000
Hare(s): Foxy Lady Location: TBA

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