Summary  of  H A S H   1 8 6

The Date:  Canada Day Weekend - July the two,2000
The Place:  Mount St. Bruno Park
The (substitute) Scribe:  O A P

The Hashers:
Capt. Canada, Mustapha Kunt, Witchy, Oral Supplement, Penguin, WOB, LOB, 
Blow Job, Poo Bare, Abbott, Skinflint, Foxy, Flipper, Eat Me, Tigress, 
Numbskull, Brillo, OAP, Old Cheddar, Muddy Nipples, Randa and Caroline 
and Christina (all of Damascus), Porking and Dorking (Surrey England), 
Resident Asshole (England)

The Hares:
Dead Animal, Yogi, Hoser, Lapdancer

The Spoiler:
Ranger Dickhead. This minimum wage (non)civil servant zipped around the 
park on his Honda-ette, erasing the flour. Why?  Because "people were 
complaining about it." He was invited to receive the dick-head, but did 
not show. (Could it be that he was unable to find his way due to missing 
flour?!?!)

Anyway, the park rules say nothing about flour. They DO say Nature 
Observation. Anyone walking with Capt Can and Oral Supp. saw enough nature 
to last a lifetime!

The Trail
Three(3) versions: 7,9 or 14 km. All were in nice shady woods. There were 
owls, chipmunks, and deer as well as the aforementioned Bare Bellied Tongue 
Thruster and his mate making up the rest of the wildlife.

Other observations saw Mustapha Kunt's ugly repulsive lesions on his legs 
(whatever was he doing in the woods?) As well, Porking and Dorking leaned 
on the two little kids to scarf some of their chocolate chip cookies. Hot 
Dogs were not to be this day as the BBQ is quite useless without a canister 
of gas.

DOWN DOWNS: The newcomers - P & D, Randa, Caroline and Christina. To Capt. 
Can. for working on our National Day, and to DA for employing the Captain 
for minimum wage, especially on a Holiday. Another down down went to DA 
for littering (losing his map) while simultaneously putting out a 
non-existent fire, boy-scout style. To Resident Asshole for skipping out 
of Moe's without paying his bill.  To Oral Supplement who on both the 
Provincial Holiday and the National Holiday, went to various "Home 
Furnishing" emporia only to discover they were closed for the Holiday. 
Did she need a new bed?  To Yogi, LD, OS and CC for Hash Passion (see 
above: "the Trail" and "the Spoiler") To a score of Hashers for misc. 
offences. To OAP for having the ability to write a witty, intelligent, 
and erudite summary of the day's events.

Religious Advisor and Sins: To the Hares for trail confusion. To Lap Dancer 
for smoking with right hand while drinking a Down-down with left hand. To 
Numbskull for forgetting the Captain's birthday. To Buddhists, Christians 
and Beirutis as introduced by Res. Asshole. As well, during these self-
introductions, much glee was evident when Muddy Nipples, Eat-me, and Lap 
Dancer introduced themselves.

The Shit: this was awarded to Capt. Can. for making waaaaaayyyyy too much 
noise during the rites.

NEXT HASH: A bicycle hash in St. Lazare.  MOuntain Bicycles are mandatory 
as trail is too rough for racing type bikes.