MONTREAL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

RUN #189 - First Ever Rollerblade Hash

Date: July 31, 2000
Location: Montreal East
Hares: Fly-by-Night & Whino 

Scribe: Whino

The Hashers: Dead Animal, Foxy Lady, Mustapha Kunt, Turkish Delight, LOB, 
WOB, Lick-my-Lizard, Yogi, Little Weenie, OAP, Brillo, The Brady Bunch (Max, 
Isabelle, Kennedy, Rose), Witchy, Penguin, Flipper, Skinflint, Abbot, Poo Bare, 
Blow Job, Eat Me, Lynn, Margie, Andrée, Alexandre, Kayla, Muddy Nipples

The Trail: 
It was sooooooooooooooo fantastic, great, beautiful, just absolutely special, 
ya should have been there! (hey, why should I put my first hash down?)

Hot Hot Hot: What a hot, sticky day. We had hashers that rollerblade, ran, 
walked and biked. We met people washing their cars and we asked them to hose 
us down - whoooooooooo hooooooooooo


DOWN-DOWNS 

Hares: Fly-by-Night, Whino

Returnees: Margie, Poo Bare, Blow Job, Little Weenie, Alexandre, Kayla, 
Margie, Andrée

New Cummers: Margie

New Hash Name: Lynn was named Shag Hag

Day Tripper: Muddy Nipples came to the hash on her bike and fell -- ouch!

Dick Head: Dead Animal, for smashing into LOB’s sailboat --don’t ask I’m 
just the trashwriter

Numbskull: Blow Job gets the skinhead on a stick. Something about his toe?!?

The Shit: Dunno, not in sight yet

Front Rolling Bastard: Yogi. He went so fast he blew a wheel off -- go
figure.

Disrespect: Skinflint for not taking her hat off. The GM took it off for 
her and that was a BIG No No -- she threw her beer at Da GM’s face!!! Hubby 
Abbot took his beer and pour it over her head.  Guess who will be sleeping 
on the sofa

Forgetfullness: DA left all the engraved cups that we’ve been waiting for 
months... HA... the BOZO left them in his other car!!! 

First Wedding Anniversary, Witchy & Penguin (at least HE didn’t forget!)

Bad Song: Abbot sang a song that he remembered in the past for Whichy & 
Penguin’s First Wedding Anniversary. Hmmmmmmm we should all chip in and 
pay him a course in HOW NOT TO PUT PEOPLE TO SLEEP!!!

The Porn Lady: YES, AGAIN, the porn x-star is re-born... Foxy Lady made 
the front page of the newspaper. I’ll have to start practicing to bake 
cakes with a file inside.

Loser: WOB stopped at his house to change into his running shoes. He 
couldn’t handle blades. Gave him boo boos! now all together: 
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW whine, whine, whine, whine, whine!

Missed the Hash: Flipper came just for the Bar-B-Q

The Cash Collector: Eat Me got aggressive with one of our hashers for 
forgetting to pay up... Next time she will probably shoot to kill. So ya 
all better pay up!

Non-Blade participators: Toooooooo long to write them down -- easier to 
write the Bladers only!


Whino