Montreal Hash House Harriers

Hash Trash - R*n #218 (Cote des Neiges)
28-Jan-2001

by Bush Pilot, stand-in scribe


Kristal Tits / the Gulp cornered me between the Kitchen & bathroom of Muddy Nipple's place. For what, I wasn't sure, but she made her intentions known quite quickly. She's passed the buck, or pen in this case. And I, Bushpilot (or is that 'The Bushpilot'?!) am now the court scribe. If you don't like it, go cry in your beer!

Well then, on to the festivities! On-On!

Run #218: hared by Muddy Nipples and Double fisted

Present: Hashers: Yogi, Turkish Delight, Total F**kup, Tigress, Speed Hump, Skinflint, Poo Bare, Oral Supplement, Numbskull, Mustapha Kunt, LOB, Kristal Tits, Double Fisted, Captain Canada, Bush Pilot, Bl*w Job, Abbot,
Boner, Eat Me

The run was, well, off to a grand start, under a bight blue & sunny sky. All those present proceeded to quickly annoy Muddy Nipple's neighbors, and were quickly ushered outside. The trail was marked in little red & orange dots. But me being me, I just followed the pack.. The run started off in the park across the street, and apparently in 1.5 feet (45.27cm) of snow.  This is Canada people, expect a little snow! There was talk of getting some munchies, and being where we were, expected a few good Bagel shops, but all we found was a 'Van Horne Bagel'. Oral Supplement & I pointed out & admired some of the Victorian (old) buildings in the area.. We passed the 'Genuine Restaurant'. (Good to know that all my life, the restaurants
I visited were in fact, fakes.) We, the walkers, all stopped, and commented on Joe's place; the center of the Universe (St Joseph's Oratory to the tourists..) Where we waited, and ushered on the runners. I think running up the steps might have been more appropriate though! At some point we lost Capt. Canada & BJ. We presume they whipped into the SAQ, to
a cure for their hang-overs

Down Downs:
Latecummers: Eat Me, Speed Hump (deferred down-down; she got lost LAST week and left a note, then left the bar)

Extra latecummer: Smegma (turned up for the Super Bowl after the hash, after the down-downs)

There were complaints that the down-downs were too full.. For a bunch of people who pride them selves on being a 'drinking club with a running problem', I didn't think this would be an issue.. But some did get the 'beer' treatment for their hair.

It was noted that Double Fisted has set 3/4 of the runs this year. Wonder if she'll keep up that average?!

Double Fisted should have gotten a down down for forgetting the prized elixir & coolers at her place. Luckily, I know where she keeps her spare key, and was able to save the day by bringing the necessities over..

RA Offences:

Double Fisted tried to get the 'Right Tit' awarded to me, but in a vote, was turned on herself. Something about not keeping them hooters clean..
No-one was awarded the 'Dick-head' award. I guess that's a good thing!
The 'Hash Shit' is missing again. Dunno about this one... LOB awarded Double Fisted the Numb-Skull' award, for her itchy 'send' finger regarding last weeks e-mail blitz! "Better to send twice, than none at all" Yogi managed to get a 'protuberance' stuck in a mouse trap. I guess that was a bit of strategic planning on Muddy Nipple's part!

And I, finally got my Hash Name. I'm proud of it, and I plan to live up to it! I guess it's up to me to find a suitable co-pilot now..

Once again, Abbott tried to entice us in a round of 'Old King Cole', and he even provided song sheets. The enthusiasm seemed to die down a bit, near the last few verses,. But there were a few who seemed proud to sing 'The Last Saskatchewan Pirate' though.. I'll see about getting some song sheets for a later event..

Quotes of the week:
"Those guys can only cheat by winning" (a slightly inebriated Double Fisted the day before)
"It's big enough so I can get my finger in" (Yogi to Double Fisted)
"I have to label my undies so I can tell them apart from John's" (Oral Supplement on her and Captain Canada's unmentionables)

After the usual festivities, we were all expected to remain, and watch a fuzzy Super Bowl. But the interim between, we enjoyed Yogi's chilly. Kudos to Yogi! Next time, more Habenaro peppers!! Did anyone stay to watch the game?!

Double fisted promptly fell asleep, something about being up at 6:00am.We'll blame Numbskull for keeping her up all night! Someone noticed that Muddy Nipples has a rather busy year ahead of her.. When is the wedding again? When did you plan on invading the USA? Another fun game was to guess who's in the head (bathroom), and try to steal a peek! TFU was intent on getting lucky that afternoon, and it seemed a stuffed doll did the trick. No wonder they have their eyes covered.. There was a round of dirty jokes, which I guess is normal in any situation where men & beer prevail..

All in all, another fine hash...

Is it wrong to propose a bike / roller Blade hash? If not, pencil me in for one, early this summer!!

Bushpilot

And, I will pose one question per week, to test the brain power of the group (seeing we have a few doctorates.)

This week's puzzler:
Can you fit 25 beers into a case that's only supposed to hold 24?