Montreal Hash House Harriers

Hash Trash, R*n #243 (West Island)
05-July-2001

by Double Fisted, Hash Scribe

"First Full Moon of 2001" R*n or
"Where is the damn Full Moon anyway??" R*n

Hares:
Foxy Lady, Dead Animal

Hashers:
Oral Supplement, Neutron Bomb, TFU, Double Fisted, Turkish Delight, Mustapha Kunt, Numbskull, Rub-A-Dub, Bl*w Job 

Weather:
Overcast with a damn strong wind. Probably about 17 degrees.

Pre-Trail:
Living downtown has always been the bane of my existance. Someone once told me that being in the West Island was the best since they had everything they needed. I didn't really have an argument for that since they are completely INCORRECT, but that's my humble opionion. : ) Living downtown rocks but that's a whole other hash trash...

So, as I was saying, living downtown has it's advantages, traffic NOT being one of them. I arranged to meet the ultimate WIG, Oral Supplement, at her apartment for a snack and beverages. Hung around and left for the run. I arrived right at the carpark behind the DA-mobile. The wind was cool and the sun warm and I knew it would be a long run. Damn. We all chatted it up as we usually do. Oral must have left her contacts at the apt. since she identified every person and/or car as a hasher. She's gone totally loco. Rob, went and got a hash name, Rub-a-Dub, while I was gone, given
to him by Flipper. What is the basis of the name? He has no idea so we will have to wait til Flipper is at the hash for the low-down.

As we all stood there being whipped by the wind, we decided enough was enough and went into the bar to drink.... now wake the hell up and get with the story. We went into the sunset and ran.

Trail:
As usual, I had to go as soon as we started running and was desperate to pee. Luckily, we ran right by a pool where I jumped in and had my way with it. I wondered if anyone else was behind a tree somewhere. It must be so convenient as a guy to just undo your pants and go. No wondering if you're going to stab your ass with a branch or if a snake is gonna crawl up an orifice or if a horsefly is gonna bite your butt and you'll end up stratching it for weeks. Oh well.

We ran down some normal streets. Lots of false trails and interesting checks.We ran into the woods where TD complained of some puddles. When we exited the woods, Oral recognized the area and we shortcutted back to the bar. The walkers arrived shortly after and the runners stumbled in.

Down Down's:(Again, didn't take notes thinking the GM would kindly give the wn down list but alas, he left and I didn't get the list. Now they are in down down heaven waiting til the body needs a soul. here are some I remember...) 
Foxy Lady and Dead Animal for being hares.
TFU for doing the run backwards.
and many many more...

RA Offenses:
Mustapha Kunt for NOT fouling the trail.
Double Fisted for fouling the trail.
Oral Supplement for breaking rule # 23, Don't disallow someone to come on the hash, by not allowing the Captain to come to the run.
Foxy Lady for trail confusion. Question: If a false trail is indicated AFTER 10 blobs, is it a false trail? And if it has 3 blobs in a isosceles triangle, is
that a false trail?

TFU for breaking rule # 69, taking a trail backwards.
Numbskull for breaking rule #13, no sissy belches.

Post-Trail:
The bar had its weekly Karaoke night. We all joined in the MC with a moving  rendition of "When the Saints Come Marching In." Unfortunately, we learned the hard way that there are at least 20 verses to the song. Ick.

Hashers and the other bar patrons were excited in making asses of ourselves since we never get enough chances in our daily lives. BJ did a great version of "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" but he wasn't shaking is hips enough, so TFU and Oral danced up a storm to show him how. Oral, Turkish, Neutron and BJ all went up together for a song but (un)fortunately, we couldn't hear a damn thing they sang. I was waiting my turn but there was such a back-up, I left so I could sing in my shower in peace.

Addendum:
I was informed many hashers arrived after my departure. Flipper who was coming from work in her short skirt and cute sweater (who says sex doesn't sell??), won the $25 in beer. Yeah Flipper!! Give us a song darling! Oh Mandy.... 

Submitted respectfully by
Double Fisted
Hash Scribe