Montreal Hash House Harriers

Hash Trash, R*n #248 (West Island) 
FULL MOON HASH
03-August-2001

by Double Fisted, Hash Scribe

The Full Moon or "Who's house is the dang hash at?"Hash

Hare(S?):
Witchy and perhaps Penguin

Hashers:
Dead Animal, Foxy Lady, Mustapha Kunt, Turkish Delight, Double Fisted, Speed Hump, Neutron Bomb, Total FU, Yogi, Flipper, Easy Ride (Did I forget anyone?) 

Newcummers:
Eliane, Jean-Pierre

Weather:
Hot, humid but it got a bit cooler as the night passed. Really nice to run in. Probably about 25 degrees and some cloud cover as there was no bloody
moon.

Pre-Trail:
I met my sister, Janet, and friend, Maureen at the airport and with an hour to kill, we went to Cheers for a beer. Mais oui! Of course, being Cheers, we expected to run into a hasher or two, or three in our case. As we all know those who rents barstools at Cheers, I believe there is no need to name names. I left my two visitors who had a yen for shopping with a hasher to help direct the way and left for the carpark and a night of sweat and good muscle workout, well, that would be later but I was sure the hash would provide this as well to a lesser degree.

Trail:
After a nice explaination of the markings we set off for the elusive trail. Ran by a baseball diamond and soccer field which Turkish recognized from a hash set by Cheddar a while back. We ran down some streets and through some woods. Nice trail. (I really don't remember much since I was in pain the whole time and couldn't concentrate on much.)

Down Downs: 
The GME, Dead Animal, was the GM for the evening as the GM was probably somewhere drinking as "Friday's a drinking day!" It was dark and as i tried to take notes which today are illegible. F*ck.

Witchy and Penguin for haring. A 10 of 69 score was given to the run by the GM.
Yogi and TFU for disrespecting the GM.
Eliane and Jean-Pierre for being newcummers. Eliane gave us the longest DD of history. After which the horrid display of a DD, Speed Hump was brought out to show what its supposed to be like.
Flipper and Yogi for having a birthday. Happy birthday, f*ck you!!
Mustapha Kunt and Foxy Lady for racing, leaving only a trail of dust in their wake.
Easy Ride for non-racing since he didn't even walk. 
Mustapha Kunt and Turkish Delight for hash passion.
They were seen *kissing* in the carpark.
Neutron Bomb for taking her cell on the run just in case HE calls.
Mustapha Kunt for singing a new DD song and Penguin for f*cking it up.
Mustapha Kunt, Yogi and Double Fisted for fouling the trail.
Speed Hump for non-calling.
Yogi and Dead Animal for spillage.

Songage:
Singing in the rain with some of the hashers spraying us with water from the pool.

Hash Fashion:
Speed Hump and the two WIGs (West Island Girls), 

Flipper and Witchy, receive this week's award for HF.  Speed Hump, according to my notes, wore pink "shit." I hardly believe this is correct so, let's go right to the WIGs fashion which were gold and silver nails.

Post-Trail:
Shortly after the DDs, I went to pick up my silly sister and sillier friend who were at the mall. After arriving at the pre-determined meeting spot, who else but Plastic Jesus drives up to say the 2 do-do birds are at another entrance waiting.

The caravan returns back to the carpark only to discover there are only 2 hot dogs left but plenty of corn and thank-god, beer.

Hash Quotes:

"Et tu soif?" - Eliane to Speed hump after her large Down down.
"Don't sing Happy Birthday any more." - Turkish Delight refering to her extra long birthday

Summary:
Great evening, "Will it rain already??", where's the meat?, where's the moon?, Oh god shouldn't have asked...

Addendum:
I realize my grammar and spelling were lacking in the last hash trash. I can't imagine what was going through my head at the time but be assured that it
will occur again and probably many times after that. Spellcheck is for dummies. 

Hash Joke:
After perusing some of Plastic Jesus' many magazines, I fell upon a joke which won $150 From Maxim magazine, lovingly refered to as "Playboy my girlfriend approves of." You be the judge. BTW, the winner was a dude from Korea. Yeah! 

Two Canadian guys are sitting around and for fun decide to guess what the other is thinking of. Jack, for the lack of anything else, thinks of "moose dick." He tells Dudley to start guessing by asking questions. "Can you eat it?" asks Dudley. Jack thinks, well you can and tells Dudley so. Dudley thinks a moment and says "moose dick."

(Ok ok, perhaps I messed up the punch line. Crap.)